Bristol Palin Has Some Other New TV Show About Stuff
A hot new reality show “chronicling Bristol Palin’s life as a young, single mother living in the spotlight of being Sarah Palin’s daughter” has been picked up on the vagina network, Lifetime! It will...
View ArticleGoogle ‘Spreading Santorum’ A Little Less When It Comes To Rick Santorum
Former Pennsylvania (?) Senator Rick Santorum initially rose to prominence when it was discovered that his last name is — go figure! — a perfect homonym with “santorum,” the frothy mixture of lube and...
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Fox News Innocently Changes ‘Growth’ In Number Of U.S. Mosques To An ‘Explosion’
It just focus grouped better, what. [Fox Nation via reallyfoxnews Tumblr]
View ArticleWingnuts May Not Believe in Climate Change, But Insurance Companies Sure Do
Ugh, unwashed godless free market-hating ecoterrorist hippie cabal “the insurance industry” is whining about global warming, according to this press release just in from Bernie Sanders’ office. Oh just...
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Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes
In the story “Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: ‘Are You a Moonie?’” we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his, etc. We are sorry to report that Kerry Picket is in fact a...
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Tagg Romney Reveals Unassailable Proof of His Dad’s Coolness
This is totally what you were expecting, wasn’t it? [Twitter]
View ArticleMitt Romney Fails At Complimenting His Wife
Mitt Romney wants to keep those lady voters — for whom Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are such natural fits (gross) — so here’s how he tried to compliment wife Ann at a rally today: She’s “the...
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